oh diana…

this is my mother’s idol:

this is my mother (sitting):

these are the things she used to say:

1. Critical times, hard to deal with…we living in the last days.
2. Bad association spoils useful habits.
3. Men will be lovers of money, puffed up with pride, having NO natural affection!
4. Ephesians 6:1-4! Children, be obedient to your parents for this is righteousness!!!
5. (Of most men) DOGS!
6. (Of a nasty man) Nasty DOG!
7. (Of a particular man) That DOG!!!
8. (Of men’s perverted actions) Stankin’ tail!
9. (If we dared complain…) You betta thank JEHOVAH you got ANY dinner!
10. (Questioning God?) Go read Psalms 83:18. Out loud!
11. (After telling me how to spell something) Now say it five times!
12. I’m counting this time. (re: required documentation of JW evangelizing)
13. (In reference to my brother) I’ma kick his BUTT when I get home! (fist raised, teeth clenched)
14. (If we said we were hungry after dinner) Drink some water and go to bed!
15. (On photography) Don’t smile in your pictures! It look fake!
16. (After a long and good laugh, with tears in the eyes) Oh, Jehovah help me!