(Even if I pass on drinks; even if I am noticeably pregnant) "Are you pregnant?" (And if I have indicated that I am pregnant) "So. Was this pregnancy planned?" (And if I have the baby or don't have it) "Are you going to get your tubes tied now?" Note: The answer to all of these [...]
Things You Shouldn’t Ask Me (or Other Non-Pregnant, Pregnant, or Postpartum Women)
Nonfiction Woman 